ALPHEA J. SIMPSON-HUGHES is stuck big-time. She's a melodramatic Diva who's imprisoned in a golden cage on top of a remote cliff in the middle of nowhere and can’t remember how she got here. The cage is filled with props, costumes and odd collections.
She changes her costume based on who she thinks she is in the moment.
VOICE RANGE: Soprano/Mezzo (or Tenor/Baritone if played by a man); operatic range (for opera parody only); legitimate voice
BORIS ORIDNIKOV SLEPNIC O'HARA is lost. He's a birdman who's searched the world for the mythic resting place of ancient birdman lore, the legendary "Golden Cage," - but he's never been able to find it ... until now. He's energetic, enthusiastic, scheming and passionate about what he wants.
VOICE RANGE: Tenor/Baritone or Mezzo (if played by a woman)
The illustrations are by artist Ellen Lebow.