the lights black out on Ned's Office, there's a sudden
spotlight on Octavia at the Zero Club. She wears a
glittering blue evening gown and a red-white-and-blue
Uncle Sam top hat. Tonight is the dress rehearsal
for the big rally and the Zeros are practicing their
Medley of Mass Destruction. Octavia, as Uncle Sam,
begins the introductions:
bomb! Oh the bomb!
Others may speak of her powers.
But I was the first to know her!
When she was mine alone, lord how I boasted.
I swaggered as I passed each jealous suitor
And his brother.
And how I rue the day I learned the naked truth:
That hussy went and gave her secret powers to another!
oh, how I had tried to protect those secrets!
I’d hoarded them and vowed to never share ‘em
So when she revealed her promiscuity I finally said.
"Alright! Give yourself to just anyone you slut!"
I’ll show you! I’ll start my very own
And I did!
now I live in nuclear polygamy!
Proliferating right and left as fast as I can go.
But let me introduce you to my nuclear family.
Ahem! Attention! On with the show!
the spotlight shifts to reveal three scantily clad
Zeros with excessive amounts of makeup and wearing
extremely dangerous-looking stilletto heels.
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